What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”She is very sexyful!”

What do gang stalkers want?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

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Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What do people with very high IQs do all day?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

Dr No

What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.